#the solution

[solsticat]

tfw the child soldier starts child-soldiering a little too hard

[eirinstiva]

Art Drama is in the blood

“What are we here for at all? I really think that you might treat us with more frankness.” Holmes laughed. “Watson insists that I am the dramatist in real life,” said he. “Some touch of the artist wells up within me, and calls insistently for a well-staged performance.

Come on, Holmes! You live for drama, you breath drama, you eat drama, you are the drama!

[thefisherqueen]

You will excuse these remarks from one who, though a mere connoisseur of crime, is still rather older and perhaps more experienced than yourself.” “I'm the first to admit that,” said the detective heartily. “You get to your point, I admit; but you have such a deuced round-the-corner way of doing it.”

So amused by this whole scene. Holmes, brimming full of information and being so excited to share it, yet in typical ADHD-like manner being unable to organise his thoughts enough to sort out the important bits (and what is the fun in that anyway? no Drama) so he just attempts to tell everything. This does not go down well with the detectives, obviously - they after all don't share Watson's endless patience and obsession for anything Holmes-related - so they're listening in growing despair of ever learning anything useful and then finally there's this exasperated, yet almost gentle roasting from MacDonald

[ctommyisnt]

I alao got 2021 ranbooposing with that link..

YOU WERE THE MAJORITY OF THE RANBOO POSTING HIVESWAP

[anachronisims]

the tension when you want to play with aging off and get to keep your sims forever but also want to play normally (with a 48-h pregnancy mod) to see genetics play out and definitely don’t want 8 generations cohabitating in the hood like a 2007 legacy

[allo-frouto]

my cum leaks all the time I think my dick is broken and cannot hold it back

Then don’t hold back!

[jonsrolling]

controversial opinion maybe- i’m done being insecure!!!! fuck that shit!!!&’!!!!!’nb i’ve been insecure for too long, so i’ve decided fuck that i’m gonna gonna be awesome and confident!!!!!!!’nnn!!!!!! and you can’t stop me!!!!! instead of “oh i’m annoying oh i’m worthless oh i’m ugly” i’m gonna be like “oh yes i know i’m so cool and swagger and yes i know i’m awesome you don’t have to tell me twice! and woah look at that hottie in the mirror” bc not only is that funner AND funnier;; it becomes less of an inside joke w yourself to replace self deprecation and instead becomes you actually hyping yrseld up (at least in theory??) so that yo uknow that if you think you hot shit then you will BE the hottest of shits bc ur opinion is the only one that matters when it comes to urself and yr body and if u think you hot shit then that’s the only opinion ever and it’s fact now so no take backsies and ur not sad anymore!!!!!!!! i’ve finally figured it out,, it’s the secret to being cool and rad and awesome e

[andgat]

=)

[smolfangirl]

Between the viagra and birth control pills ads, German Tumblr ads are offering a new, third, option:

Ja, Tumblr-Werbung, was nun?

[coolcomicbookcovers]

[faeriesofarcadia]

A scene from towards the end of Malibu/ultraverse's the solution

[cherryblossomventi]

SIKE Alternate Solution Love Of Life ref is here NOW! Also The Solution the slugcat is there too. Fuck tons of lore under the cut plus Bio.

The Solution (They/It) is a purposed organism created by a currently unnamed Iterator not long after Saint did their thing. The Solution has the ability to absorb echoes, communicate with intelligent life forms, absorb Rot, and convert negative karma into Rot.

The Solution is unable to ascend, but they can travel to the Void Sea freely, as they exist outside of the cycles and thus does not have Karma. They have two jobs.

The first is to find Echoes and absorb them into itself, it can only absorb one echo at a time, when an Echo is near or freshly absorbed, The Solution takes on the first appearance. Then the Solution makes their way to the Depths, as they do so, they convert the negative karma that prevented the Echo from ascending into Rot, during which they slowly transition from appearance two to appearance four. By the time they reach appearance four, they always make it to the Depths. Once at the Void Sea, the Solution proceeds to release the Echo into the Void Sea where the void worms are, and after that, they expel the rot into void liquid, which destroys it permanently. Once they are free of rot, they take on appearance five.

The second job is to absorb and eat rot itself, The Solution goes from appearance five to appearance two when absorbing small amounts of rot, such as Brother Long Legs and clumps of immobile rot, though as they consume more and more they'll take on appearance three through four. If they absorb a Daddy or Mother Long Legs, they immediately take on appearance four. Like the first job, The Solution travels to the Depths and expels the rot into pure void liquid, destroying it for good.

Alternate Solution Love Of Life is The Solution turned into an Iterator, uses she/her pronouns. After their creator found an alternate method of getting rid of the rot, The Solution temporarily shut down their creator and proceeded to comb through their memories and data until they found a way to turn themselves into an Iterator. See, whenever the Solution went to The Void Sea, they saw slugcats there, reuniting with their families and happily ascending, they also saw slugcats on their travels, all living happily in their cycles. The Solution came to the conclusion that it would be more beneficial to turn Echoes into slugcats so that they would be able to live again and ascend without issue. By doing this, they could also turn Iterators into Slugcats, as they did with their creator, so they could finally ascend. Thus, Alternate Solution Love Of Life came to be, using her creators new rot removal method to destroy all rot and turning said creator into a slugcat so they could travel to The Depths or just live a nice life. Now Love spends her time using various creations of hers, including a mobile puppet, gathering Echoes and Iterators to turn into slugcats... Whether they wish for such a fate or not.

Anyways yeah, have my silly girl. Pls ask me about her.

[rastronomicals]

8:31 AM EST December 17, 2022:

Yes - "The Solution" From the album Open Your Eyes (November 25, 1997)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

[thefisherqueen]

At the same time, there is much that is unexplained, and I should strongly recommend that you ask Mr. Douglas to tell us his own story.” Mrs. Douglas gave a cry of astonishment at Holmes's words. The detectives and I must have echoed it, when we were aware of a man who seemed to have emerged from the wall, who advanced now from the gloom of the corner in which he had appeared. Mrs. Douglas turned, and in an instant her arms were round him. Barker had seized his outstretched hand. “It's best this way, Jack,” his wife repeated; “I am sure that it is best.” “Indeed, yes, Mr. Douglas,” said Sherlock Holmes, “I am sure that you will find it best.”

I. Am. Speechless. Mr. Douglas is actually alive and they all faked his death? I did not see this coming (I guess the head being blown to pieces was a sign - no face to recognise if there's no face left). But then who was that corpse? Did they just have a dead body laying around to use?

[alexxel]

@vivizn